Dirty Pick-Up Lines from Reddit That Will Hopefully Make You Cringe
We probably all have used some very regrettable approaches in our time but one’s thing for sure if we haven’t we’ve certainly all heard them at some point
And now with the age of Tinder we’ve definitely all been sent a screengrabbed toe curler from a friend. And maybe, secretly quite liked it…but that’s for a different post!
Dating experts usually say that attempts to get a date with a pick-up line usually don’t work. But sometimes at least the moment happened and then we guess it’s a numbers game. And there’s always, always the testimonial from a friend about how cheesy it was when their now loving long term respectful decent partner was when they first approached them.
So we thought we’d round up a few Dirty Pick-Up Lines from our old friend Reddit for you to enjoy.
I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.”
““Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.”
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”
“My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?”
“So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?”
“That dress is very becoming on you, but if I were on you I’d be coming to.”
“I wish I was your multi-variable calculus homework… because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me all over your desk.”
“Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world.
“Is your name homework? ‘Cause I’m not doing you but I should be.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.”